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Shocking . . .

If not the seams then the inadvertant rascism because I used an Asian girl . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

red lorry yellow lorry

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

Good band.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

i knew their first bass player steve smith

worked with him at a tv equipment hire company.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

You showbiz bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

Do you

never stop commenting?

Could you go a day without adding a comment? I bet you 5p you can't!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

I don't comment on saturday or sunday

And thgere's been several days recently qwhere I haven't commented but I've been at work, I just couldn't be arsed.

But today I am bored, and I want the day to go quick, so I are here.

Why do you mind anyway, you love me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

Ha ha!

You owe him 5p now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

I have.....*counts*

15 whole English pence in my little pot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

*steals*

*spends on 15 penny chews*

*yummeh*

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

there are no penny sweeties anymore.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

oh yes there are

don't you be giving me any disillusion!
pffft. you'll be telling me theres no Father Christmas next........

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

I know where there are

sweet shop, Macclesfield indoor market

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

That's the north though. Time warp.

Those of us in the 21st century have no penny sweets.

*runs* I'm from Sheffield you know, I've just been infected by the south....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

Yes

I also hear you pay extortionate amounts of money for beer down there too :)

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

Well I don't

I'm a girl.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

I don't mind.

It's just that every other comment on the board today was written by you. I thought you were setting a record or something.
Of course I don't mind, and of course I love you. I love you like I love my sister.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

I used to have that accusation levelled at me

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

Nonsense.

I don't love you, whether as a sister or otherwise.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

Well there we are then *pops wheely on her shoulder*

And no, I'm not giong for gold or anything.

Although I might, I do like Kris Akabusi, he's mental.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

AWWWOOOOGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

John Fashanu?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

thats not kriss akausi

its john fashanu..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

was it?

meh - what noise did akabusi make then when he was on record breakers?
was it "AAAAWWWIIIGHT"? :¬S

*resets brain*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Just lots of noise, all the time

as I recall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

yeah

just insane laughing constantly..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

Yup!

That's why I love him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

it seems that the two of them have merged into a single person in my brain

Kris Akabusi
AND
John Fashanu

TOGETHER THEY ARE

Krisjohn Akabushanu!

*dililililililileeeeewwwwnnn*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

I was with you up until the tourettes at the end

Chicken, peas and RIS?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

sorry

i threw in a bit of bill and ted air guitar (badly)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

That was a guitar noise?!

That's more of a widdly widdly nyeeeeow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

it's a cheap one

yeah, that's it
it's a cheap air guitar

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

My air guitar's a jackson

So it's not cheap but it sounds it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

possibly my best name drop effort

he took me round his old haunts in london and used to tell me about drinking with Jimi Hendrix and having U2 support them on tour..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

Pfft

That's nothing. I drunkenly jumped on the lead singer of Dragonforce. He's very wee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

I irritated Claire Sweeney

My mate was working behind the bar and served me first over her shoulder which annoyed her cause she was in brookie.. And I didn't pay for the drinks..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

I could beat the living shit out of that woman

And feel no bad emotions out of it.

No reason why I hate her really, I just don't understand why she's still considered a celebrity. She was last in a soap fucking years ago.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

yeah,

but she has been on Loose Women since ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

SO?!

*kicks her in the flaps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

i snogged sean maguire

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

Pfft!

that's nothing

i'm a close personal friend of myself, and i have been for sometime!!
you can see us hanging out together at all the most popular venues

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Like the loo?

OMG *worships*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

better tongue twister.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

never heard of 'em

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

EMO

goths band..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

ah...that's why then.

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mugatu, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

They were kinda pre Rites of Spring so can hardly be described as emotive hardcore.

Go learn something about music.

:p

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

Goth

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

RACIST!

And you should've posted that at 2 30 ;)

Ning Mr the Hat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

Me velly solly . . .

*spangs self*
STOBBIT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

Arf!

And anyways, she's not asian!

Where's the school uniform?

I've seen them before on TV and that!

/Auditioning for Seinfeld the Stage show blog

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

*passes Hat of Shame*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

Pah!

I INVENTED the Hat of shame . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

All the more reason you should have it back then...

*offers nicely*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

*wears proudly*

I didn't think . . . I just picked a lolly pic from Getty . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

back to its true owner

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

RACIST!

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likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

more boobies!

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

lil bit of inadvertant racism for t'hecklers

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

hahaha!

that's a-hauling!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha!

I van-t a big pun thread RIGHT HERE!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

I've articulated

my best joke already

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

I'm gonna Juggernaut your way

for the quality of that pun!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

I'll just trailer round after that

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

So you should!

Pah! The Ute of today!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

I used to live inna castle with a moat

but because of the drowning risk . . . the council took our motorway
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

You should've built a new one

and just road your luck a bit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

well, I don't b-lane them . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

I think I may give up on these puns

You seem to be streets ahead!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

the truck stop's here...

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

if these doon't stop soon

I'll have to be carriage(d A)way on a stretcher

/coat

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

Oi!

I've got my (cat's-)eye on you!
Hehehe! I thought you were giving up!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

anyway the pics too small

make it rigger

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

You're such a nay sayer!

I see you're just waiting for someone to mess up....

Circling overhead like a voiture!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

thats painful

wheely wheely painful

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

Sorry,

I didn't realise you would get so Tyred so easily....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

hehe

that pun was t'raffic

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

Tank you very clutch!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

I do like Clutch

They're very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

I would too

its driving me insane.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

that's trucking terrible!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

oh Truck off!

that's aweful ;¬)

edit: B3TAN AGAIN! I give up

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

I believe that was made into a novel

by H G Vells

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Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

you say that in a very articulated way

(not very good at english but i think that makes sense)

edit: damn b3tan to it

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

that

deserves this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Arf!

Brillogs!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

gah!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha!

Brill!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

HAHA!

the smile makes it... :)

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likeajackhammer, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

hahaha

what a lovely road!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

I think I've been punned to death

*takes last breath*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

Ooo,

you naughty :¬)
And how, exactly, did you 'use' her...pray tell :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

Oh my

whan will it stop? ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

Oh Dear GOD!

The first thing i see today is your mighty pun gland on flying form.

Woo!
;¬)

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

DAVE!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

GINGE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

take some time to celebrate

it could be
it could be so great

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

LOL

ning sir (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

Mwwwwah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

morning miss

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

That's what I do in the toilet just after I get up

well, near the toilet . . .
that's the joke!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

hahaha

*slaps*

I'm not sure how much pnnage I can take today

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

Yohohohohoho!

What a rancid pun! That one smells like blocked drains.

that's rubbery, where ya wheelie bin.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)