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[challenge entry] SORRY!
It was the first thing that popped in my head...


edit: I love you, Rob!

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# hahah *polishes forehead*
thats better! it glitters!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Winner!
The ginger hair does it for me.

*EDIT* or rather the ginger eyebrows...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# And all of us id assume
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# haha
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# but.. but.. but..
without mr teh rob, there'd be no b3ta

and we'd all be posting shit on ebaumsworld

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# GET UP AND GET A JOB BELLA YOU LAZY CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# hahah *smells b3taism*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# BELLA END
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# OI!
Do you want anything from the towns?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Thanks for asking
I stocked up on 2,000 tea bags and got all the Little Miss books when I was there last.

The 7/11 on Brookhurst and Garfield sells all manner of british food and such. Right now it's christmas cracker central. They sell beans and pies and chip shop curry packets. Real crisps and english cheese. I stop in and get everything to make myself a dinner once a week.

A four pack of Boddingtons and it feels like I'm back in blighty.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# DAMN BODDINGTONS!!!!
How I LOVE THEE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# *shudder*
*beats* what!? surely youve been told about saying the Ebaum word!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Which word?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)
# all of them!
Ebaumsworld took my childhood then raped my dog.



and gave birth to my sister.

Shes in the Huffbuffington dungeons right now, forever wailing in pain and torment
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# ebaumsword?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# *shudder*
Fiend...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
#
*prances*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# *flaunces*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
#
*meanders*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# *minces*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Thank fook
He has a sense of humour.

*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Oof!
Reminds me of a girl in my school,one year below me,has anounced on friends reunited that she is giong to be a grandmother, she is 33!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# GILF!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Like mother like daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# This made me chuckle - it did.
Woo!

edit: but I agree with www.b3ta.com/board/6586746
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# My mum was about 35 actually
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)