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[challenge entry] This should do it

assuming they can read

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Nice dribbly letters!
I'm off to bed now. Night night, b3ta
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)
# G'night squire...
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)
# G'night mate.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Nighty night
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# goodnight
i'm off for an early doors pint
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# lucky you!
*really is going now*
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Not sure about bad adez
but i do know that 100% of people that have sex WILL die!
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# in the case of necrophiliacs
50% already are, and loving it
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# I'd suggest that many more than 50% of participents in necrophiliac activities
are dead.

I am thinking that there are likely to be repeat offenders on the living side - that is men who fuck a lot of corpses, but that it is unlikely that many corpses get passed around a ring of necrophiliacs.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# if you don't know, don't guess
i deal with facts
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# Hummm
Do the dead count as necrophiles or rape victims?

I doubt they'd give consent some how...

Would you put it in your will or what?

..."I being of sound mind and cold body request a game of "any holes a goal" after i have passed on"...

maybe i'm just crossing the line here.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# there's a case on in the USA right now
regarding whether a dead deer is an animal or not, regarding sex lawZZZ.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)
# America,
Fuck Yeah!
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)
# put that on a poster
and compo it.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)