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[challenge entry] Ghost Wanking

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(samwisethesick, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha.....but....
what if you are left handed?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# I'm left handed
And apparantly fucked.
(Kazi, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)
# you have to lay on it for a while
until it goes all numb and then.....oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)
# go on
i dont know this techniqe
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)
# or you can hold a bag of frozen peas until your hand's cold - and put on a latex glove - and then it feels like someone else
...

or so i hear.
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Lie on your cock until it goes numb.
Then it feels like you're wanking someone else off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# or lie on ya cock,
and lie on your hand. apparently it feels like someone else getting wanked off.
(I helped save b3ta! anhamgrimmar, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# true
so true
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
#
but I only have one hand.

*snf snf*

/mopes
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I go one step further.
I inject my left hand with a local anaesthetic so I can date-rape it.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)
# *steals idea*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# REPLY OF THE MILLENIUM
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)