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[challenge entry] From the Ministry of Health

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Would!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)
# ...because it resembles slugs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Do they leave...
slime trails in the garden?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)
# hell yes
and not just the garden
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# hehehe!
I rented this flat for a month once that didn't have a weather seal under the door to the kitchen. I was getting a drink at night once when I stepped on a slug. Squishy little twunts they are.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)
# I thought he meant
because they lived near waste material created by mining...



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)
# No bag, no loss of suction
edit: is that a frankfurter?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Must be a
Dyson
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# is it wrong
that i find her strangely attractive?!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# perhaps
you're a freckles man?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)
# perhaps
maybe its her impressive sucking ability ;)
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# indeed there is...
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)
# NSFSnowmen.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Lacks CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Thats where you come in
I've got to go back to work
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)
# She's alright.
and by the looks of things she's not frightened of a small one... get in!!!
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)
# She forgot to put her shirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)
# I know
and it looks a trifle chilly out there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)
# The youth of today,
*tut tut*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)
# i'd pump that full of emulsion
.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)