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# i would like some meat.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# that's not enough, i'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# gotta start somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# HA!
SHe doesn't want your cocktail weiner!!!

HA!

and, uhh.. HA again!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I prefer the term chipolata
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Chipo-not-a- lata!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# that's against the trades description act 1974.
you should call it a 'chode'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# a party sausage would be best
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# oh
you can really see the scars from the cycle accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# those are stretchmarks
I have had two kids you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# when you say
"HAD"..
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6603392
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# i'm surprised they haven't put you on the sex offenders register for that
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# you can get away with a lot these days
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# They didn't call me "Pete the Meat" for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
#
for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Touché
although more accurately: didn't did
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# How do you type accents!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# yeah
accents are so bourgeois
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Dunno
I copy/pasted it from here
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# That'll do for me
I'll just google the word I need and c+p it.
Ta.
Pâté was the word i wanted to type, if you were interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yes, Pate doesn't have quite the same visual ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# *offers meat*
I'm moving house soon and it all needs using up
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# where's the beef?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# In his fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# *shows beef*
I have loads of it
arf

EDIT: to use up before i move, loads of it to use up
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# The best way to preserve beef is to jerk it
153% of the FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# yes
and sometimes the word meat = penis
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ford probe
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I shall not offer you my meat
it is reserved exclusively for the consumption by other parties.
edit: I AM teh NINJA
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)