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# What does everyone want for Christmas then?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Xbox.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Yourmum'sBox
(wii really)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# His mum's wee?!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# no just smells like
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# the good kind of wee though
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# sex wee?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# ... the good kind of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# warm wee?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# The one that feels really warm as you wee it, and you haven't wee'd in so long
that it's a beautiful dark shade of red.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# but they smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# yeah, but good smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
#
Xbox Piss
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# haha
that made me chuckle like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6603282
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# That are laffworthy.
It got me there.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# i would like some meat.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# that's not enough, i'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# gotta start somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# HA!
SHe doesn't want your cocktail weiner!!!

HA!

and, uhh.. HA again!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I prefer the term chipolata
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Chipo-not-a- lata!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# that's against the trades description act 1974.
you should call it a 'chode'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# a party sausage would be best
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# oh
you can really see the scars from the cycle accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# those are stretchmarks
I have had two kids you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# when you say
"HAD"..
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6603392
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# i'm surprised they haven't put you on the sex offenders register for that
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# you can get away with a lot these days
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# They didn't call me "Pete the Meat" for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
#
for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Touché
although more accurately: didn't did
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# How do you type accents!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# yeah
accents are so bourgeois
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Dunno
I copy/pasted it from here
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# That'll do for me
I'll just google the word I need and c+p it.
Ta.
Pâté was the word i wanted to type, if you were interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yes, Pate doesn't have quite the same visual ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# *offers meat*
I'm moving house soon and it all needs using up
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# where's the beef?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# In his fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# *shows beef*
I have loads of it
arf

EDIT: to use up before i move, loads of it to use up
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# The best way to preserve beef is to jerk it
153% of the FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# yes
and sometimes the word meat = penis
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ford probe
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I shall not offer you my meat
it is reserved exclusively for the consumption by other parties.
edit: I AM teh NINJA
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# canon eos 400d
but it is more likely that I'll get a chocolate orange and a tangerine

edit: how rude of me - arf and woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Fucking elves.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# cake
cake cake cake

not Christmas cake though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# this
www.amazon.co.uk/Transformers-Deluxe-Millenium-Falcon-Chewbacca/dp/B000FS42CO
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Feck yeah!
i want 2
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Bought my nephew a Boba Fett/Slave 1
But I'm not sure he's gonna get it
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# my dog is called bobba fett
how sad am i?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Star Wars Transformers? Whatever next?
Lego Star Wars Transformers probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Feck yeah!
i want 2
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Graphics tablet please
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Make sure it's wacom.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Wii
And I'm getting one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I couldn't afford one when all the preorders were out
and since then my financial situation unexpectedly improved
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I got a £20 gamestation preorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah, but I mean i'd have to pay for it this week
and I wasn't expecting to be able to afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I'm saying it's a christmas pressie to me from my parents.
And unfortunately I wouldn't be able to open it until christmas ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# i have no money,
so i'm gonna wait for a black one
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# A chicken and mushroom pie shaped like the baby jesus
your drawing made me laff, I hope you get your things.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Good question.
I have too many things already, so something consumable. Outdoors, if possible.
Being able to fly of its own accord would be a massive bonus.

Also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Hugsanddrugs please.
Tis the season.

This is super and made me laugh lots.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# twilight princess
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# You ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# i'll have peace and happiness for those i love...
...and unending suffering for those i hate. same as last year, in other words.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
#
I would love a nice pile of money.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# but...
...would you love a petulant pile of money almost as much?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# I feel accepting towards all kinds of money.
I have a lot of love to give.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# if only some nigerian prince were to encounter you....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)