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# he was having a wank
and he broke his banjo-string

AICMFP
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# 'winces'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# my brother did it once
while recieving a tit-wank.

/pointless info blog
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
#
you should be more gentle with him
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I broke mine twice
i don't thrust quite so hard nowadays ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# That's not what my mum said...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# She saw me bumming your dad?
i'm just so embarrassed now
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Turned out nice again...
*twang*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)