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# 'Ello Mr Hat!
Congrats on't FP!

There are indeed many ways to blow an elephant.

I will be watching Nigella on't telly tonight!




(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# BLERK!
'lo

You'll be watching her new dinner video? *sniggers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# He he, i see what you did there
ps, whats on the fp? the fp is blocked here
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# elephant porn
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# I've just got that...
Haha - yes, I'd like to see her new dinner video =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# will she...
..be blowing an elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Not if I get there first
I mean, she can blow me, not that I'll be blowing the elephant... I think
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Very pretty,
but I think the gigantic arse would put me off after a while. Shame that.

BTW - how old hat is Mike Strutter (Paul Kaye's latest character)? I've put a link on the linky board if anyone's interested. Personally, I crapped myself laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# It is rather gigantic - I noticed that when she was on Wossy's show the other day.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah,
me too. Tragic, but I guess if Saatchi says "Bigger", then bigger it is (the fucking shite-collecting feeder).
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hooray!
she am all the sexy and curvy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Grr.
Nigella is teh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# mmmm
middle class housewife totty, WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)