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# Greetings, The Neville.
Woo to your barminess, sir. Are you well this evening?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I am indeedyup
Although I am in the midst of the "deciding what I might buy people for christmas" lurgy-fog.

I've been advised I should try and improve on last year, where the theme of the day was "Hams for all"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Hams for all is a fine fine theme
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# It's why
the festive season was once called "Chris Hams For All Mass"

From the ancient tradition of a man called Chris, who would travel around the universe giving the gift of pork to
all objects with sufficient mass.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I hope you got halal ham for your islamic friends
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# They can
just eat whatever damn ham they're given. Picky buggers.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
#
"My dog love to roll around in all kinds of things. I can't stop her from becoming dirty but I can stop the smells that linger on after her bath. After giving her Nullo, I noticed a change in her smell and it has also cleared the bad breath. Thank you Nullo and keep up the great work." -R.B.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# "Giving the gift of pork"
Fnar fnar!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# pffft
He'd thrust his meaty sausages and lamb-burgers upon their persons, whether they goddamn liked it or not.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# novelty corkscrews
should be this years theme.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I can't believe people were disappointed with a Christmas Ham.
That's what Christmas is all about, after all.

Buy them ham again - and keep doing it until they like it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)