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# Surely not!
But he does like to shag that owl up the arse.

(ruining kids stories since 1986 ;))


EDIT: Actually he looks possitively anatomically impared .. that's not good :S
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# He has a secret phallus
I know because I have bought my daughter
"Tuck-Away-Cock Pooh" for Christmas. Only £39.99 from Argos. With real spraying action too....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
I hope you got BDSM Eeyore with one-piece rubber bodysuit as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah
but I'm keeping that for myself.

I'm told it has a realistic vibrating donkey anus
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# whereas this
'Dora the Explorer' Aquapet is just downright feckin' obscene!

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Afraid so!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# ^ double this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
is it real??????
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# oh yes!
Google is your friend...

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# here's another one

batteries not includes and an inappropriate(?) age rating...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa
I so hope that that is real
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# which, after a few googles
led me to this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# what the fuddering shuck??
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# it from radio shack too!
so it probably vibrates and stuff!
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)