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# Sorry about the threadwastage but woo to me. I was on the Ian Campfield show on XFM this morning!
For anyone who heard it I was the one talking about the, totally innocent, altercation at the massage parlour.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Cheers.
Can we go now?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I did wait 15 minutes with no posts before posting it!
Not as if it's overly busy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# this news makes me want to fuck things!
also i was at the xfm gig on saturday. i met genuine celebrities and covertly milked myself down their legs
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's a phrase I for one will use daily from now on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# animal? mineral? or vegetable?
or any of the above?
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I didn't hear it.
Tell me more.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Well I had a bad back. Went for a massage
and I thought she asked me if I wanted an essential oil massage, what she must off said was did I want an 'a sensual'. It got very embarrassing after that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# yeah yeah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Well even if I was inclined,
the missus was in the waiting room at the time:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ...did you ask her to 'help' ?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Well I'm more than capable of doing what she proposed
without paying her money to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# just for interest
where precisely was this massage parlour...
my er backs er sore....
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Sydney, Australia:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ahh that explains it..
legalised broffels there... *Books ticket to Sydney...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# gosh, isn't it warm in here
/robin askwith blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# why am I not looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
#
not looking at listening to
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
#
listening to gently probing
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
#
gently probing skullfucking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# It is a ninja dog and blends into the night
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# needs more/less goats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I'd say less
the board's slow as it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# i won tickets to the shaun of the dead world premiere on XFM once
and i didn't threadwaste

you hamtoucher
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ^this deserves its own thread^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Someone always has to go one better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# i also went to the aftershow party and mingled (and chatted to) real proper celebs
including the mighty boosh boys
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I hear if you rub a celebs nose
some of the famousness rubs off and you can take it home in your pocket.

This may explain how over famous Michael Jackson was!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# that wasn't his nose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Shut up
and drink your Jesus Juice.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Well he told me it was!
It does begs the question, what colour is it?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# it doesn't matter if you're black or white
as long as you're white
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Hehehehe
Well it's all white in the end:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# i saw a dead fox in the canal this morning
but you don't see me creating a new thread. All inflated it was.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Wasn't a celebrity fox, though, was it?
Let's compare apples to apples, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hehehehe
Could have been Basil Brush.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)