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# This Goes All Of Teh Mental In Firefox.....sorry... ;?)


'I don't need that, I don't that,
Good Man, Good Man...'
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# ris?
and 10k over the uppermost maximum limit (under 200k suggested for anims and MAX 250k)
/clicks heels together
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/6626219

/I make it only 4.05k
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# i dissagree with you both
254.05 kB (260147 bytes)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# hahahhahaha
either way, that's 54k over the recommended daily allowance.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# is there sarcasm in that sentence?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# yes and no
I'm being funny about being "nazi" as so many people think I am.

no to the ris, I don;t quite get the joke, maybe I don't press F5 enough. Does something happen when you do? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hey Hey MrK, how many boards did you break today?
/Anti-Board Defamation League.

I know, Iknow, but 4k...?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hopefully, for his Therapist's sake if not his own, he's just joshing :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Self-referential satire is good for the soul
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I think this is where people get confused
I don't give a rats arse about this stuff really (except if people are being arses, then I do, but anyway I'm getting away from the point), all I'm doing is pointing something out, like oooh! a bird outside the window! or lovely shading! on a picture.

Just stating facts. not meaning owt otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# "Just following orders?"
*giggles* :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# 54k
The limit is pretty constrictive, which is why I do my animations at half size and then double them up in the html.
i.e. a 140 wide anim contains width="280" in the upload codez. You can get shed loads more in that way, 256 colours, longer run times, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# that's worth remembering
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# It's EASY to make small anims . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# the trick is to make GOOD anims
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# with unmoving colours, yes, very :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Cor!
ees BEEEEEG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ooer it's going all funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# try doing it at a simple x2
it should work better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# indeed it does
Top tip Uncle Toast!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# see
all my mentioning of file sizes is not because I want to rule this land with a steel fist

it's because I have a bizarre knowledge of resizing and optimisation techniques and there's simply no excuse for stuff to be bigger than the FAQ says!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Yes Mein...HappyToast...
..sorry sir, I wont do it again ;?)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# and resolution that makes me get nostalgic about my old 386 sx 25 ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# "For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable"
4k
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# 4k over the unnacceptable point then
so not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 k over unnaceptable.
Thats just rubbing Rob and co's faces in it ;)
In a genuinesly pedantic world the mods would be well in their rights to take that anim down then. Surely the 50k between 200 and 250 is the leeway section?

I'm not trying to be right just questioning whats written. It's like a speed limit, 60 is 60, you can go all the way up to 60 if you like, but people will smack you down if you go over (in theory).
All my comments (when I can be arsed) are usually a tip to keep it under so that no one has a go. The weird thing is all this crap of being called a nazi has turned it around in to make out like I'm having a go when I'm being friendly.
Whereas people who just shout c*** are fine! what a weird world, but ho hum, what you gonna do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# So from my calculations, that animation is 1.57% unacceptable
by the way...

"ris?
and 10k over the uppermost maximum limit (under 200k suggested for anims and MAX 250k)
/clicks heels together"

I know it's not the same as calling someone a "cunt", but it's not *that* helpful... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# helpful in pointing out that the mods might get shirty :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# arf
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# It won't even load for me :(
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# shame - it's quite good
it's an F5ing animation
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# see
I watched that for ages and thought "I don't remember that bit in Firefox"

then I realised and decided not to post about how dim I am
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)