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# I have one cup -orange.
One bottle of water.
One bottle of banana moisturiser.
Two christmas cards.
An HP Compaq something or other with a tft screen.
two ring binders.
one magazine box containing various scheme info
one 'Best Practice Guide for Customer Service Professionals'
A little buddha called alan
Two figures from the old cartoon MASK
a cuddly frankenstein head.
a pencil case.
a stapler.
a ruler.
a mouse on a lexus mouse mat.
a writing pad.
various paper things.
sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# fucking hell I LOVED M.A.S.K when I were a lad
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^this^
Didn't they work over time fighting crime?!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ^this...
i was poor and attempted to make my own MASK toys out of LEGO!*

I made a truck whose grill came out like a bettering ram

* people who pronounce it "LEE-GO" should be punched!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Who the fuck pronounces it Lee-go?
Forins? Mentals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# + Parents*


*prolly just my dad...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Your dad's broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# A bettering ram?
Is that some kind of sheep for getting one over on your friends and neighbours?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# They're climbing up the sides of my monitor
as they keep falling off the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# wow
you must be the office 'wacky person'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
#
wacky person annoying twat

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ahem. Only kiddin.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Nah, most people have shite all over their desks here.
I have only four pieces of flair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# you should have 16 pieces of flair MINIMUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# that sounds ultra tidy compared to mine
I do have a pair of heavy duty handcuffs though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# banana moisturiser?
for moisturising bananas?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# No, for lubrication when giving titwanks.
With my large heaving bosoms.

(or it could be for my hands)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I'd rather it be the former, if that counts for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
#
web.onetel.com/~laurabarker9319/desk.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)