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# Speek of teh good Doctors.
I once met John Pertwie, as I bounced of the bonnet of his car.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# i've met doctors 3-8
and have all their autographs.
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Ah
but did they knock you down with their cars?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Brian May
almost flattened me on a zebra crossing a few years ago. He gave me a lame little 'sorry' wave as he continued up the street.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# You sure It wasn't his wife? They look the same.
I can win this one though. I once spilt Lemmie's pint!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# His wife
was in the passenger seat! She looked entirely unconcerned. Never spilt Lemmy's pint though. You win.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
#
i snogged Duncan Ferguson


Who is he?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Duncan Ferguson ot Lemmie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# either
...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Duncan Ferguson I can't help you with
Lemmie is the vocalist from Motorhead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
#
i knew that*



*may not be 100% true
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# 99% true*
*May not be 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I played a game of pool with Michael Stipe
and didn't realise it was him until halfway through the game
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Now there's an
anectdote!
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# I was towed along on the tow bar of Rolf Harris' car
once.

A blue peugeot it was.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# You've been drinking
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# No true story.
I was 18 and on holiday in Mallorca where he retired and he bounced me off the bonnet of his car in a supermarket car park.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# What?
you bounced off Bessie?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# That's not discussed in polite conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)