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[challenge entry] I don't want to give terrorists ideas but HERE'S ONE...

A little pearoast was required...

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# omg
that's such a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)
# did they get jade goody?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I dont think she does coke on the grounds that she's running short on braincells to kill
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)
# no but you could just tell its washing up powder
and that it smells of "lavender fields" she is bound to wanna sniff it and then hopefully snuff it :-)
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# she died 4 years ago
at least her carear did .. she just hasn't realised it yet.

Besides would we notice? They could re-animate the corpse, it'd just have to laugh stupidly and flash it's tits every 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# For someone with no career and zero talent,
She's made far too much money.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(Smart Ass & Sweet Cheeks, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# at 50 quid it's a bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# You really can't put a price on happyness
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# The trouble with speed, though,
is that it doesn't kill quickly enough.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)