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you're a weirdo and a pervert and you're doing it wrong and nobody will ever love you if you carry on and it might fall off and you'll go blind and dogs will bark when you walk past and you'll be able to see through otters but they won't like it and pigeons will eat your thoughts and you'll never fully understand the allure of tennis and every time you tell a joke people will laugh but they'll secretly be thinking "that's not funny".
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:13,
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they don't at the moment.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:14,
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kittens will bleed from their left paw and the clouds will turn upside down and inject their rain into the sky the cliffs of dover will look burberry if you squint at them (which you will) and old ladies will feel slightly uncomfortable if they're left alone with you the sound of a french (or belgian) accent will make you feel strangely melancholy and coco the coco pops monkey will start to look attractive.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:17,
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dogs and cats living together
MASS HYSTERIA
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:20,
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MASS HYSTERIA
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KILOGRAMS! KILOGRAMS! KILOGRAMS! OUNCES? STONES! POUNDS! KILOGRAMS! METRIC TON!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:21,
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VERY DENSE! REALLY NOT VERY DENSE! KINDA IN THE MIDDLE, YOU KNOW, SORT OF SPONGY! DIFFERENT KINDS OF DENSITY.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:23,
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WELL MORE MANGOEY REALLY! THINKING ABOUT
IT! BUT STILL VERY MUCH ORANGEY!
DEFINITE ORANGEY SUBSTANCE DELIVERED
TO YOUR DOOR, WELL NOT YOUR DOOR,
BUT THE BEHIND THE LARGE POT NEAR YOUR DOOR!
ORANGEY MANGO! MANGO ORANGEY ARTICLE!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:30,
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IT! BUT STILL VERY MUCH ORANGEY!
DEFINITE ORANGEY SUBSTANCE DELIVERED
TO YOUR DOOR, WELL NOT YOUR DOOR,
BUT THE BEHIND THE LARGE POT NEAR YOUR DOOR!
ORANGEY MANGO! MANGO ORANGEY ARTICLE!
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That's the sound of a thousand of male b3tards the world over collectively reaching for their cocks to see which way they start with.
I'm an up, by the way
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:11,
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I'm an up, by the way
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I'm amazed anyone would start with an up, unless they'd been circumcised
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:14,
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