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[challenge entry] But vee love you really Ja?


At last a German Empire (and legal this time!)those sneeky Jerries!...still they make good sausages so it's not all bad.

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(JammyDodgers, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# what is this
the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# yes.
Darkies out!
Why are all these gay teachers trying to bugger my children?
Do lefties wash?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# HAVE OUR BRITISH SAUSAGES
Stolen by EUROCRAT BUREAUROCRATS? THE SUN SAYS NON!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# has Maastricht been
moved to Germany then?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Actually...
From an economic perspective I am inclined to agree. Ooooh we are getting a bit political here.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I disagree
from an ergonomic perspective
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# As opposed to, let me see...
A London-based government that sets rates for those closely-tied-in economic zones, such as Scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! dr goodthrust, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# mad isn't it
why not brussls rather than london. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Exactly :)
But the Sun's poll says: Would you rather join the Euro and have our country's currency run by fascist, sausage-eating, perverted french-loving megalomaniacs or... not.
(I helped save b3ta! dr goodthrust, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# as long as they aren't fat Germans
I suppose?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Indeed
Surprisingly, hadn't thought of that possibility yet...
(I helped save b3ta! dr goodthrust, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# of course
Hitler was Austrian, and the European Union seems remarkably less fascist than nazi Germany...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# sshhhhhhhh!
mind you, only coz they'll get another smack on the back of the hand if they do.

-they've already backstabbed mr blair by signing new treaties with France cutting us further out of the loop.(not that we seem to want to be a part of it anyway!)
(JammyDodgers, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)