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[challenge entry] Apologies...

From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)
# who is this fetid creature?
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)
# 'tis the vile vermin that brought Jade Goody into the earth!
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Jade Goody has parents?
I thought she was a pint of milk left on a radiator for 10 years
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)
# and you're the one that delivered her
as it were, you sort of just dropped it off...
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I remember the times when she was but a twinkle
in her father's kneecap
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)
# mmm the puss filled kneecap
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:51, archived)
# :( yack yack yack
She doesn't have a tuppence and womb, more like a grotesque hell-mouth from which demons erupt.
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:01, archived)
# you really don't want to know..
I promise you..
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)
# The grammy army?
The granny army?
Gaininy army?
Gainy arm? y?
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Granary arran
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)
# that'd make some great bread
assuming that like the beer and single malt Arran can continue to impress me
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)
# My Granny helped kill loads of Germans in the second world war!



she had syphilis!

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(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)
# My grandfather flew in wellingtons
he was a farmer
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)
# pffft
Doing her bit for the country
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Huzzah
to you my good sir!

Early morning giggles; what a gift!
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)
# why am i looking at pictures of your dog?
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
'ning thor
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# good ning sir,
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:09, archived)
# how are you today, madam?
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)