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# *sigh*

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007050462,00.html :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# hahahah
i love it!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# yay for polar bears
grrr arrr arr grrr
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# awww
poor polar bears

*starts boats for bears campaign*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# this^
*plans rescue mission*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
YES!
and hurry up about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Did you know that suntans
as a deliberate fashion accessory were invented by Coco Chanel only 80 odd years ago.

The stupid cow fell asleep in the sun on her yacht and got sunburnt, so to hide her stupidity she said that it was deliberate.

Now millions of idiots deliberately try to increase their chances of skin cancer and more often than not pay people to help them via tanning lotions and expensive holidays.

What a crrrraaaaaaaaazy world, no wonder it's fucked and we'll all be dead by 2050
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# well before package holidays
only the rich could afford to go places hot enough to get a tan
so tans = wealth and health

stupid as it may be
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# well, i hate getting tanned
but i know i'd miss the cheekbone freckles i get from frolicking in the sea. but i get those even with spf 50 (pale and proud).
i don't want cancer
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Years ago
only the rich could afford to stay indoors all the time and therefore remain lily white. So back then, lack of tan = wealth. Hence the elizabethan fashion for powdered white faces...

/history lesson
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# when the poor couldn't afford to eat
Fat was sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# so now the rich can afford not to eat?
it is most confusing. people will look back at these strange, boney women with their orange bodies in confusion
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:47, archived)
# the poor can afford to eat cheap fatty food now
so yes, it swings and round abouts
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# everyday's a school day! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# whilst there is an element of truth in what you say
it is also fair to say that that is a gross oversimplification
and that the 'tan' has been seen as healthy since georgian times
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# yes but why spoil a good story with facts?


;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)
# that makes me very sad in the morning

(the news story not your picture)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# yea..I was full of Friday glee...then I read about the poor things :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# well i was fine, just ignoring the news
until you two brought it all up
and now, i just don't know if i can take anymore!
:( *breaks down*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *group hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *touches and pretends it was someone else*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# well don't look at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)
# see? they can adapt after all
woo
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# hehehe
woos
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
# this makes me smile
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)
# your pic makes me smile
but the story makes me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)
# My mother just walked in and said
"That's very rude", frowned and wandered off again.

I told her it was a good cartoon for the environment, but she just said "Hmmmmmmmm".

Oh well, as long as your target audience wasn't middle-aged grandmothers, it'll be fine.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# sad story.
top work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# HeHe
Back to the shadows..
(Milky Joe is a Piss badger, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 6:23, archived)