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# this is brilliant!

plus i dont have a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I was going to do one with value lettuce.....so as to even the score!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# there is a very crude old joke that springs to mind.
but I am sure you can guess it without me lowering the tone of the place**

















** as if........
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# lower the tone please
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# well, since you ask.....
Lady says "I dont have a penis"

bloke (unzips) "would you like one?"

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Yay
chuckle...snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Lady reaches for gardening shears
...
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)
# bloke runs like fuck
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Lady turns out to be Paula Radcliffe
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)
# She wouldnt of caught him...
She'd a been sick after a few steps....omg olddddddd
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)
# and stops halfway there for a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)