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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:38, archived)
# pfft1
You got any spare chipolatas?

Or a small battered sausage at the very least.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:39, archived)
# just had bangers and mash for tea....the dog snatched the last banger
Sorry....no help here
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Well I've always believe that women that says size doesn't matter...
...are shallow:D

*goes to hell*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# *checks*
can I sell you some back?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)
# why do you think i'm single!


/may be only partially true
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)
# you should so not be single


unless you want to be

you're a handsome chap with a great personality. Probably smell good too. It just makes no kinda sense....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)
# *blushes* *sniffs*
mmm lynx
thank you (:

I dunno, I just have an inability to meet new girls. I'm alright chatting etc once contact has been made but I just can't go up to girls in pubs/bars etc.
and my mates are all boring bastards half the time, never wanna go out.

/mylifeblog
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)
# you need a job as a DJ assistant...
My boys get all the sex. The lucky cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:01, archived)
# No, they just tell you they did
and as an ex dj I can also explode the myth that djs get shagged a lot, coz i certainly didn't. Mind you I had a lot of attention yes indeed, but as it came from either fuglys or under-age girls my trousers stayed zipped up.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# the security cameras in our place tell a diffrent story...hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)
# this is brilliant!

plus i dont have a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I was going to do one with value lettuce.....so as to even the score!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# there is a very crude old joke that springs to mind.
but I am sure you can guess it without me lowering the tone of the place**

















** as if........
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# lower the tone please
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# well, since you ask.....
Lady says "I dont have a penis"

bloke (unzips) "would you like one?"

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Yay
chuckle...snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Lady reaches for gardening shears
...
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)
# bloke runs like fuck
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Lady turns out to be Paula Radcliffe
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)
# She wouldnt of caught him...
She'd a been sick after a few steps....omg olddddddd
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)
# and stops halfway there for a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# ZOMFHGONELEVENTYFILESIZE!!!!!360DOUBLEFRONTOVERHEADTWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that should just about cover all the bases
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# tiz quiet my friend....and only 20k over the limit for a gif
take an anadin and sit down calmly while i massage your swastika.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anadin

/headache, tense, nervous headache
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# well!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Awww....someone should rub it better...
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Oh that would be nice.
any offers?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Have you asked "Your MoM"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I think if we look deep enough.
That there is a small willy inside all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:50, archived)
# He won't haggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:16, archived)
# ghourds?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:29, archived)