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# logfile hilarity (apolgies for length)
mediapill.com recieved over 52,000 hits this month (partly due to the queen mum animation). I'd like to share with you all the top 30 query words typed into search engines to find the site:

reqs: search term
----: -----------
96: queen
89: mum
18: mediapill
12: office
10: movies
10: hollywood
10: made
10: are
10: how
9: news
9: mother
8: the
7: humor
6: pill
6: funny
6: sexhat
5: tits
5: to
5: national
5: media
5: lampoons
5: vacation
4: carty
4: showbusiness
4: nicolas
4: of
4: man
4: sex
4: tv
4: deformed
(the original woodsman, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# sexhat?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)
# Excellent
A sexhat would compliment my fucksocks perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# that reminds
me of, when i was a kid i hasten to add, seeing a teenaged chap in a hat featuring a pair of ladies breasts and the words 'boob inspector'. i believed it was an official goverment post and told my mum that's what i'd like to be. aaah, the innocence of youth.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# you bastard!
you're doing it again!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Hoorah!
Sorry mate. I seem to be on some kind of a roll here. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# i'm on
a bap
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)
# i'm on a bed
of lettuce with a blue cheese dressing
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# is this, according to
google
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# woof! woof!
.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# It certainly
makes him look horny
(groan)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# that IS
Ray Liotta, isn't it?
(the original woodsman, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Chiil out..
.....it's just a pair of Octopus underpants. Or 'Octopants' if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)
# woah
now that's odd ;)
(que, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:55, archived)
# to match your fucksocks
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)