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# i've heard that's an urban legend and is not actually true
i could be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)
# you watch too much QI
Never believe anything Fry tells you - he's only after your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)
# It's Fry though.
You'd have to have the sex with him, to not do so would be....well, it'd be terrible.

He'd make you laugh during.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# And then cry afterwards.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Who doesn't cry after sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Fry doesn't, he laughs uproariously!
in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
#
experienceface
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
in my face at my tiny cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# me
i go to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# who doesn't cry after sex?
dead babies
(radja, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I've created a monster!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# From wikipedia
The word kangaroo derives from the Guugu Yimidhirr, an Australian Aboriginal language, word gangurru, referring to a grey kangaroo.[5] The name was first recorded as "Kangooroo or Kanguru" on 4 August 1770, by Lieutenant (later Captain) James Cook on the banks of the Endeavour River at the site of modern Cooktown.

Interesting, no wait...tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# that's cool
and not tedious at all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)
# You love the info
MORE INFO
MUST DISEMINATE ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
BEAVERS MATE FOR LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# is that an expression of your heterosexuality without the punctuation?
Beavers, mate, for life!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# another dose of facts:
most tourists believe the Australian capital city is Sydney (simply because it's the biggest and has the fancy bridge and opera house and stuff).

What few tourists really know is that the capital is a place between Sydney and Melbourne called Canberra - simply because the politicians couldn't decide on who to choose to have as the capital between the two - so they built a city between them!

Oh yeah - sometimes you get to see kangaroos roaming about in some Canberra suburbs that are near bushland!

/edit: oh yeah - those Roos can really mess up you bumper if you accidentially hit one on the good ol' country roads.
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)
# it isn't true
'Kangaroo' comes from the Guugu Ymittirr language of botany bay, where it means the large grey or black kangaroo.

As the English settlers moved into the interior, they used this word to refer to any old kangaroo or wallaby.

The Bagandji people lived 1400 miles from Botany Bay and didn't speak Guugu Ymittirr.

They heard the English settlers using this unfamiliar word and took it to mean 'an animal that no-one has ever seen before'.

So they (quite reasonably) used the word to describe the settlers' horses.

Thank you, oh great Book of General Ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)