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# While Marvin the paranoid android and Arthur Dent
stand around dejectedly fisting the rest of the Enterprise crew with rusty spanners as they are fellated by Tribbles etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Brain the size of a planet and all they ask me to do is fist Mr Spock.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)
# that is illogical captain.
but it is milking my prostate very nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)
# "I don't suppose there's any tea on this spaceship?"
Arthur asked, his right arm elbow-deep in Dr. Beverly Crusher. Picard gasped as Arthur's left hand squirmed its way through his slackening sphincter, then recovered his composure long enough to mutter "Earl Grey, hot!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Quality
and you even got the right series.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Tribbles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Pffft!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I see you, and raise you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)
# G'wan then!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Stop it you two
*looks angry*

a pun war is not the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)
# you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(spook, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *wishes he was spock*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Wistful Shatner there!
Is he remembering all the green ladies he borked with that one on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)