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# hahahahahah
has he sent an Email out? I didn't get one. *feels unwanted*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Is your son dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# that sounds like the start of a local telly advert
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ohh like that bit from kentucky fried movie!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ...you might be entitled to compensation!
I'm going to stop now, I can feel a pitchfork up my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# oops
*backs up*
sorry cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *rubs bum*
Careful where you point that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# If so, call free on 0800 SON-DEAD!
If you call within 14 days you will receive a complimentary imitation flower centrepiece for the funeral.

Be the envy of your friends - call today!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# You just made me laugh down the phone to a customer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Sorry!*




*not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# it was the telephone number that did it!
Don't be sorry, they can bollock off if they don't like me having a giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha
a guy in my office was just doing a phone interview.
IN THE TOILET!

as if that wasn't bad enough he also said satisfacation instead of satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Satisfacation?
what a tard. I hope you made loud pooing noises to put him off. Lots of grunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Then some flushing
and then a loud comment "Better flush again, Keith. Got a MASSIVE floater here!"
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha office-lol #2
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# 'YOU STILL UP FOT GETTING SOME E'S AND GETTING SOME PROZZERS TONIGHT?'
Hells yeah. Really ruin it for him.

That'll learn him not to say satisfacation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# freudian slip, i expect
satisfaction + defacation = satisfacation
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Haha
You made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)
# did you sign the petition?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)