b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 6887533 (Thread)

# Blair's mass (murderer) email in full


EDIT - Changed to clarify that I'm having a go at Blair.

Beau Bo D'Or Blog and Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're going to the good hell!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# is that the same hell with Friday meat eaters?
/George Carlin blog
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahahah
has he sent an Email out? I didn't get one. *feels unwanted*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Is your son dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# that sounds like the start of a local telly advert
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ohh like that bit from kentucky fried movie!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ...you might be entitled to compensation!
I'm going to stop now, I can feel a pitchfork up my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# oops
*backs up*
sorry cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *rubs bum*
Careful where you point that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# If so, call free on 0800 SON-DEAD!
If you call within 14 days you will receive a complimentary imitation flower centrepiece for the funeral.

Be the envy of your friends - call today!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# You just made me laugh down the phone to a customer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Sorry!*




*not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# it was the telephone number that did it!
Don't be sorry, they can bollock off if they don't like me having a giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha
a guy in my office was just doing a phone interview.
IN THE TOILET!

as if that wasn't bad enough he also said satisfacation instead of satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Satisfacation?
what a tard. I hope you made loud pooing noises to put him off. Lots of grunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Then some flushing
and then a loud comment "Better flush again, Keith. Got a MASSIVE floater here!"
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha office-lol #2
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# 'YOU STILL UP FOT GETTING SOME E'S AND GETTING SOME PROZZERS TONIGHT?'
Hells yeah. Really ruin it for him.

That'll learn him not to say satisfacation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# freudian slip, i expect
satisfaction + defacation = satisfacation
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Haha
You made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)
# did you sign the petition?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# cringe
not really that funny tbh


/scrooge
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# not meant to be
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# eeef
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Ouch
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I Got the Traffic one..
Seems to say: Thanks for taking an interest.. We owe it to motorists to pilot the scheme...

Hmm Ok...
But he'd never say Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# They have your details
crack open the victory gin and wait for the thought police.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Funnily* enough...
www.b3ta.com/board/6887559

And those same thoughts crossed my mind.


*not actually funny at all.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I'm sure the government has got better things to do than waste money on dissenters
They run a tight ship


pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# See you in the Gulag then Kenny... You bring an acoustic, I'll get some Bongos...
We can do some Torture songs...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I was pretty Worried...
Works Address and E-Mail though...

Ha Ha.. I will never be taken...
*Knock at Door*
Oooer
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Ah well, 28 days of free rent and food


and interrogation
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I've had that too.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)
# In this instance
he has nothing to apologise for. I hope everyone who signed it actually heard what a nonsensical, garbled argument the guy who initiated gave on the news yesterday.

/doesn't drive blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# The apologise bit was about the war...
...wish I had heard the guy.. He's probably a joker.. I Just wanted to sign a petition that would actually get a response for a change...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)
# oh fair enough on the war aspect.
The road chap was awful, he pretty much talked himself in circles and shuffled off looking at his feet. He was clearly unprepared and should have asked his Dad to write it down for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha.. That's really Disappointing.. But Funny....
Always funny to see an Armchair Politico coming up against a pro without the prep work...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Excellent work.
What's happened to the Gruniad stuff? Maybe I've just been daft but I've not seen one for a couple of weeks...?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I quit
long story - I was offered it by someone who subsequently left.
I felt a bit like an unwelcome visitor.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Bugger.
Was the highlight of the political section imho.

Any thoughts of trying to get some kind of publishing deal?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I'm working on a few things
and an interesting thing is coming up soon but is still under wraps.

EDIT - And thanks !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)