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# Parcelfarce

I waited in today as my mum had sent me a parcel, a set of 26 fine lead crystal glasses.
The box was labelled 'VERY FRAGILE'!
I opened it to find only one glass had survived the journey intact; hence:

(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# you binned it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# hehehe
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# haha
hamfisted bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# they do insurance, don'they?
if it was labelled, i'm sure you can claim against them

but yes, they are fucking useless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Half brilliant...
half depressingly true.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
I found last Christmas a unopened Christmas card on the street outside where I live. I turned it over and it was not only addressed to me, but it contained money!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Yeah really really bad
and really really good at the same time:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# jeeze, thats awful.
was it sent insured or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
#
you've bin done (this pic hasn't though so woo)
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# All Courier services are shit...
In my work things turn up broken or Late or not at all all the friggin' Time...

Bit Lame when thats all you do...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# You would have thought that
these companies would have learned by now the classic proverb:

Pay peanuts, get migrant monkeys!
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(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)