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[challenge entry] Ok, here's a punchline.


And for those of you RISing like a RISy thing on National RIS Awareness Day, here's the frame before...

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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)
# heheheh
the old ones are the old ones
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)
# One of my favourite jokes
that originally took me YEARS to get.

Like "How do you get down off an elephant?"
"You don't, you get down off a duck" - took me years.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:47, archived)
# hahahahah
i like that, haven't heard it in a while
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)
# It took me a while to get, and NO-ONE would explain it to me.
But it's one of my favourites too.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)
# who's on first?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)
# ???
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# i was just imagining the sort of frustration you'd feel at not having the joke explained
similar to my pain, when, as a young boy hearing the expression 'the morning after'
and joke going, the morning after what?
the night before!
the night before WHAT?
the morning after

etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Haha - gotcha now!
And yes, I can remember thinking about it for (seemingly) hours, wondering what was funny about it. =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Prof!
www.recklesstide.de
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Is that who you saw at the weekend?
*checks out*

Helleraser? Helleraser? Ha, interesting.

I'll check that out later at home, when I've got speakers and stuff.

EDIT: What on earth is "Depth Boosting Thrash Metal"?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Yea, totally don't get it
'ning anyway. Whatcha been up to then?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)
# it's a WHERE'S/WEARS
play on words
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Wears the soap
it does doesn't it?

So is the one nun implying that the other is wearing soap?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# No
one nun is implying that the other is doing something nawty with the soap that wears the soap down.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I see!
Its taken me nearly a week to get this
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)
# But you didn't "get" it
You were told :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Well yea
But in a few threads time none of you will remember this and I can go back to looking like the smart weasel I am
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Remember what?
ooh look, shiny! *wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# A week? But I only posted it a few minutes ago.
Have you been sneaking round my house again?

Or has it bindun?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)
# don't worry, he does it to me too.
sneaks in, goes through my pants drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Yea I think it's bindun once at the start of the compo
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# shoving it up her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Tact and decency
Who needs 'em? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Wear and tear
type wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)
# 'nings!
*fondles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# fondue?
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *brings chopped up veg and some bits of bread*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# chopped up veg and bread?
where's the FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Don't you talk to your father like that.
I made you son, and I can just as easily take an axe to you.

The meat's in the kitchen - be a love and go and get it would you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *loves the meat*
here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Is it the cheesy sort
or the chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Both!
Together!

EDIT: Cheesolate!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Or the searing oil of deepfryability
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)
# deepfryability
sound like my sort of religon!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Oh yeah
the meaty sort. I like them too :)

Bit more dangerous innit?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Nah, I played with searing oil all the time
Provided you're all adults and you have a sturdy fondue
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)
# christ
*holds KW's hand*
*walks very slowly through the joke*
there are two nuns in a bath
nuns are CELIBATE so most nun jokes are based around masturbation
the one says 'where's the soap?' but if you rewrite it to be a statement: 'wears the soap (doesn't it) you can infer that she is rubbing the soap in some way, ie, using the soap as a rudimentary dildo

ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)
# =o
*goes back to finger painting and eating glue*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# miss hoover?
the card is stuck to my tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Hey super nintendo chalmers!
I'm learnding!

=D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHAHA
i love that one

me? fail english? that's unpossible!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Ralf is the best supporting character of all time
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Let's not forget his father...
"Susan, get me the station!"
*wife dials while Chief Wiggum holds the phone*

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# oh ralphy, what IS your fascination with daddy's secret cupboard of mystery?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# And I've just remembered:
"And they were in the cupboard and they were making babies and I saw the babies!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)
# no no no, dig UP stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)
# that gets a stifled tea blast across monitor from me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# It is a bit silly though
Soap as a dildo would be quite uncomfortable because it would make everything all squeaky *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# this joke was very probably made up by a bloke
many many many years ago

blokes have no idea how women's plumbing works
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Haha, ^ this, most definitely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah, probably a young bloke too
tee hee nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# god, you are all SEXISTS!
i don't have to saty here and read this.
*tries to leave*
b3ta. won't. let. me. leave....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:08, archived)
# That's not b3ta, son - it's me.
I've stapled your undercrackers to the table to prevent you leaving the house - you're grounded for a day because you were late home last night.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)
# oh. ok well you're the boss dad :)
dick
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I'm not joking
can someone please explain it to me

that joke's tormented me for years

EDIT: The elephant one, I got the nun one.
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:59, archived)
# look up and right a bit
duck feathers are called 'down' like eiderdown for pillows etc
so in that sense you can't get 'down' from an elephant, you have to get it from a duck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ahh right...
not heard the 'down' expression for feathers before, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# it took me
years to get the down off a duck joke. first read it in a goosbumps book i think.
my all time favorate long-time-to-get joke is:

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
With a catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! cupz, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Haha, I've never heard that before.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I don't get it?
where is the soap?
;)
'Ning dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)
# 'ning, son.
It was strange not having you around for the weekend.

Everything seemed so quiet without you - did you have a good weekend? I expect you've brought loads of dirty washing back with you...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)
# nah,
I just went naked.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
Nuns belong in jokes!



Oh and a brief TJ, new details on stopping image theft in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i find the most effective way to prevent image theft
is to make your pictures shit and/or unfunny

it works for me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Haha, me too =)
Although I've done some stuff I'm quite proud of over the weekend, which I'll be posting through the day....
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Well you seem to be failing dismally
on being crap then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)
# England & Wales?..what about us Scots??
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I'm sorry
I was unaware until now you had the internet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# and they have the cheek to show that horrible Jack flag
united kingdom my fucking arse

[edit] and fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I'm sorry
I can't speak Scottish:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# stop being a twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Don't worry
I'm part Scottish and sadly part Welsh too:P

I only found the Welsh part 2 years ago. The councilling cost a fortune:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Are you two really fighting or is it tongue in cheek?
I'm just wondering, so that I know whether to stand and smile, or break chairs over your heads in a vain attempt to calm you down...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *groans*
It took me a minute.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)