Presenting... Sooty the Bastard
From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 370 entries (closed)
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From the The Black And White Challenge challenge. See all 370 entries (closed)
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Not half
Bloke at school had the nickname "Swiss Roll" - it was short but very chubby.
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25,
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Some people prefer girth.
Rather than length.
Depends on where it's going, I suppose.
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:27,
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Depends on where it's going, I suppose.
I am at work, you almighty trolley!
I can barely see through all that pin, you know.
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29,
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Wait, where was my version?
I have a distinct lack of erection right now that needs to be rectified! erected! erectified!
*edit* Congrats btw. Can't believe I missed it. Sexface's too.
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:31,
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*edit* Congrats btw. Can't believe I missed it. Sexface's too.
haha i didnt think of that one
I feel guilty for automatically thinking "rectumfied"
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:34,
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as you should
clean out your brain with bleach young ..er... man ;)
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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haha
rectified.
erm... I'm at work at the mo... erm... it's not on this computer... i'll check when I get home, but it may have been deleted... will eroticisms do?
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33,
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erm... I'm at work at the mo... erm... it's not on this computer... i'll check when I get home, but it may have been deleted... will eroticisms do?
I'll do better than that
I'll kiss my own neck and pretend it's yours.
*strains neck*
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38,
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*strains neck*
Hello glorious!
(Oh, by the way, a band called Fathoms has added you on myspace- that's my band so please say yes!)
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:31,
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righty ho
will do ... unless I've already said no in which case try again :D
I wish I were londoning it up this weekend :(
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Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:34,
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I wish I were londoning it up this weekend :(