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# did you meet mictoboy at the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# weedy?!
you utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Although he did use the word
cunt at least 5 times in every sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# MANCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# we got to meet mictoboy
and the world is a slightly better place because we did
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# i have that effect on people
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I don't even remember meeting you
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# have we met?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# LIES!!1
I bet your not really coming to our Dumfries mini bash
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i'd love to come
but it is a sod of a trip
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# LOSER
I've already told the kids you're coming too
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I was going to ask you about that
1. Is it some kind of joke?
2. If not, how come Waspy is going if he can't even get his sorry ass to Manchester?
3. What if we don't want the bumsex?
(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
No, it's not a joke. Waspy is passsing through on his way back from a trip to hampden, so we are meeting up for some bum fun. i just thought it polite to invite others

Bumsex is mandatory I'm afraid. Although since it's you, I'll let you get away with some ordinary minge sex, and a bit of oral
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Severe trauma can affect the memory like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# it is?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ah come on!
:)
ta for those books btw, the missus was suitably scandalised* :)

*intrigued
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# don't you try that on with me sonny
i'm still not talking to you because you haven't
said how nice it was to meet me.

/it's a pleasure mate. hope to see the resulting tracings soon.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# my mum always said
'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Yes
fortunately he left his Hypno-Eyes (TM) at home.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)