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# Sat Nav is for gays
I like my maps. There's a sense of achievement about using them too.

Unless you end up in Swindon.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# what if you wanted to go to Swindon
for some reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# There is no good reason
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# no one wants to go to swindon, ever!
and even maps are cheating
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# mine just says "here be dragons"
for everything to the north of Milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Then you walk.
I mean who in their right mind designed Swindon's "magic roundabout"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# the same guy who came up with the tv show me thinks
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I wish I had Sat Nav
When I am in the UK, my 1989 Haynes Map of the UK serves my purposes*.

* Not actually travelling anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *steals passport*
*burns*

AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I can't leave now, since you burnt my passport
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# You're still in the country now!?!?
agh!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# No
But from your scenario, I would have to be in the UK for you to steal my passport and then burn it. Unless you came all the way over to Berlin, broke into my house, stole my passport and then burnt it. Since I live here, then it would just mean less time spent watching bollocks telly, eating deep fried food and travelling on sub-optimal public transport :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ok
from the top

*Calls Stephan, arranges for Dixie chick's passport to be stolen*

*sends Dixie text message*
AND FUCKING STAY OUT!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah
but at least we're not surrounded by Germans!

/Not actually racist
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Be careful, your silly walk and crudly-drawn black tache is showing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# John Reed? is that you?!
you didn't send a txt first!! how rude
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# sat nav is for those of teh mental retardation
a map is far better, and you can apply common sense to a map as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)