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# Haha
4. machine A will crush the glass plate of machine B
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Good point
*adds requirement for complex system of ropes and pulleys*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# sadly this
but say we rig up an anti-gravity field to levitate Photocopier A 4microns above Photocopier B?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# good plan
are you sure 4 microns is enough?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# speaking as a doctor
I would say it is a bit too much
I would go for 1.21 microns when dealing with time travel
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# good call!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# just add
a slice of buttered toast to one side and a cat to the other :D

Edit: or attach a slice of toast buttered both sides inside the top copier
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# we're not after a perpetual motion machine, that's easy
this is future science!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *scraps idea*
*goes back to scale model of situation*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# whos situation?
yours or mine?

Or his?! *points*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *twitch*
*looks around for help*




Look over there!! *point*
*hides*
*lurks*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yeah man
fuck free energy!
we want the expensive stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# You could try it with a couple of scanners instead.
Or a photocopier and a scanner on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)