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# I for one think this experiment needs to be carried out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I find this strangely erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Haha
4. machine A will crush the glass plate of machine B
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Good point
*adds requirement for complex system of ropes and pulleys*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# sadly this
but say we rig up an anti-gravity field to levitate Photocopier A 4microns above Photocopier B?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# good plan
are you sure 4 microns is enough?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# speaking as a doctor
I would say it is a bit too much
I would go for 1.21 microns when dealing with time travel
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# good call!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# just add
a slice of buttered toast to one side and a cat to the other :D

Edit: or attach a slice of toast buttered both sides inside the top copier
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)
# we're not after a perpetual motion machine, that's easy
this is future science!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *scraps idea*
*goes back to scale model of situation*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# whos situation?
yours or mine?

Or his?! *points*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *twitch*
*looks around for help*




Look over there!! *point*
*hides*
*lurks*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yeah man
fuck free energy!
we want the expensive stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# You could try it with a couple of scanners instead.
Or a photocopier and a scanner on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *prays for option 3*
I would imagine someone on here will actually do that if you put it in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ^this^
*hopes so hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Some young noob
out to impress in the student bar one night I reckon :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Pop it in, you never know :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# oh alright then

....done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I think you might be right there.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# what about doing it with scanners?
or is that just not the same?
(horrid, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# no, that will simply trap the machines inside each other
like Ghostbusters traps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# or Weird Science
actually...
*orders 2nd scanner*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# give her bigger boobies!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# anything more than a handful.......
you're risking a sprained tongue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# OMG!
*places order with amazon quickly*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# "Plastic tubes and pots and pans,
bits and pieces and magic from my hands will make Weird Science!"
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# i know nothing about photocopiers....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Somebody please try this.
The second option seems very plausible.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I agree.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# What a cool idea
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i did that once
i now have four photocopiers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# LOL!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha
that was quite funny for you
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# yes it needs to be done
woo

I also heard you can travel through time by putting instant coffee in the microwave
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *removes knickers*
*sits on top of photocopier A*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *duplicates*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *masturbates*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I thought that was what photocopiers were for
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# No they are, they are.
Take no notice.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)
# :O

*licks glass*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# you always have to bring it down a level, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# YOU WILL DIE IN HELLFIRE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Did he hit you with Hey Mickey?
The bastard
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# He sent me the Spitting Image version
of Agadoo. Hence you must both die.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Let me know if you need a hand
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# What's wrong with my unreasonable sexual demands?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# CONSTANT unreasonable sexual demands
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# You love it
You go home and buff yourself numb every night
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# "Buff"?
I have not heard this term before.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You have now!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I learnt "bifta" on Saturday
I don't really want to learn any more naughty words. :(
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# It's not a naughty word
But it's fairly self explanatory

You can't be a good copywriter if you don't know all the words in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I thought any word that meant minge would be fairly naughty
Surprisingly, I don't tend to use words for genitalia when I'm writing about careers. :)
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# That's where I'm going wrong with my CV then......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Oh I will.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# He did that to me
but it didn't penetrate. then he mentioned that he'd sent Hey Mickey to Mictoboy and that just fucked everything up

OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND

HEY MICKEY!
HEY MICKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# For some reason I've had Chucklevision in my head all morning.
I can't remember who posted the gif but they'll die too.

*writes list*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I've had the 'Enterprise' theme in my head since I woke up.
I haven't watched that program in about 6 months.
I hate the theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# As do I.
Thankfully I can't remember how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# i for one
am unafraid of going down when necessary
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Does that tie in with
kidnapping Japanese tourists?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# RUDENESS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I would hope for outcome 3
but it'd be 1 :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Ivv is right.
You would get 2 white sheets of paper from each machine.


/works in IT support.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# yes, I think we all kind of know that
although to be completely accurate it's more likely that a dozen or so parts wouyld break due to the reversed weight on each component.

That and the paper would miss the feed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# WRONG!
you would get 1 white sheet of paper
and an error message

well - that's what happens whenever I try and use one
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Yes
but have you ever actually done it?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Yes!*


*no
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# no
because otherwise they would be somewhere in the past or future.

unless they did it years ago and are in the future now...
or if they do it in a few years time and are ACTUALLY in the past right NOW!
erm...
*dies from confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# IT Support know fuck all about photocopiers..
I work in IT support and I know this. It's a pet hate of IT Support personnel that non-IT Support think IT Support know all about photocopiers. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yes.
I second this and third it too.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# wow
that's some strong coffee you've been on today
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *stands by with fire extinguisher for outcome 2*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Temperal space-time displacement
we will need to flood the area with tacheon rays.

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Photocopiers..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Ah meercats
the chavs of the animal kingdom (not including humans)

Needs Bill Nighy talking crap about what they are doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)