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# happy b3
my profile tells me it's my b3taday
but i ain't gettin' no candles on my posts
is it for donors only then?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# yep
so donate cheapskate
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# fair enough
i will endeavour to do that at some point over the next 365366 days (2008's a leap year).
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# just do it now
it's like a birthday present to yourself...

especially when Rob phones up high on Ether and tells you at great length how much 'entertainment' he received when he took your donation money to Soho and started gesticulating to all and sundry that he owns the internet and then they kicked him out of Soho and so he had to make his way to Leeds where he know's a guy in the know about these things and he ended up having to sleep on the floor of the train...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# give me a kidney and I'll give you a candle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# made out of kidney?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# nope ear wax
I'll sell the kidney on e-bay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i always wondered if that would work
earwax candle
though i'm not committed enough to actually try it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Worked on Father Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Yes
You won't get the bumps but you don't get cake or jelly either.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)