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# fuck it, it's my b3taday

if you didn't like cheery i'd click ignore......now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# haha
"vaginal"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# harro!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# 'sup homes
dammit w*rk is tearing me a new one today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# cheery amuses me greatly, happy b3ta day
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Haha, that made me do a real lol.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hurrah for Cheery Tomato!
Ive missed him and his everpresent wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# he he
you said nawty parts
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
that made me laugh. I am a bad bad woman.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)
# 'ning lady shape
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Hello!
*blows kisses towards Scotland*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
#
*intercepts*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
I wiped my spunky cock on them before they reached Glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# you fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *is glad is down south*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# can I come stay with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# *spunks on a tissue*
*envelopes*

Thorsonofodin
Englandshire
United Kingdom

*posts*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# *gets letter*

*opens*

Ewwwww, yer bastard, they all over my breakfast now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# what type of flakes are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# they look like crusty scabs

they ruined my rice crispies
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# happy b3taday dave
and woo dave

how are you dave?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# not bad dave ta
how's life treating you dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# lo daves
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
MY MIDDLE NAME IS DAVE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# and I'm married to a Dave
*honorary Dave*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)
# that was you!
Can you mail my pants back please?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# SO AM I!
And my dad's a dave.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# My dad's a Dave
My ex is a Dave

And curiously, none of my bandmates are called Dave. Which I'm pretty sure is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# ZOMG
We have the same dad

*incests*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# :O But my dad isn't a scotchish!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)
# happy b3
my profile tells me it's my b3taday
but i ain't gettin' no candles on my posts
is it for donors only then?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# yep
so donate cheapskate
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# fair enough
i will endeavour to do that at some point over the next 365366 days (2008's a leap year).
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# just do it now
it's like a birthday present to yourself...

especially when Rob phones up high on Ether and tells you at great length how much 'entertainment' he received when he took your donation money to Soho and started gesticulating to all and sundry that he owns the internet and then they kicked him out of Soho and so he had to make his way to Leeds where he know's a guy in the know about these things and he ended up having to sleep on the floor of the train...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# give me a kidney and I'll give you a candle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# made out of kidney?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)
# nope ear wax
I'll sell the kidney on e-bay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i always wondered if that would work
earwax candle
though i'm not committed enough to actually try it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Worked on Father Ted
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Yes
You won't get the bumps but you don't get cake or jelly either.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# And I likes that!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# did you see his cousin?
www.b3ta.com/board/6963601
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I like thats too!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# i cant wait to see this one
/couting seconds till home time blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
WOO!

she best be worried as i'll be round later tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# She'll be dripping
at the site of your big cock flapping about though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# i would expect so.

but she'll still need some lube for the anal, i am a gent after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha!
god invented ky for old ladies and chaps who prefer male company.

and of course some naughty girls.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)
# something we all worry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)
# WINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Think of all the poor gay snakes that died for that photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I missed these
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
I LOVE Cheery Tomato!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ha ha
the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)