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# Russell loves to dance in the pool!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# he's got a nice pair on him
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# He may have nice boobs..
but he's still a twat.

Nice anim though.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# in this pic
i also assume he has a twat
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Im gonna guess he
some kind of freeky ladyboymanwonan.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# hehehe, I know
bonus 10 points if you can name the source video!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# boys boys boys?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# yay
you pervy teen from the 80s!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# i was 5-15 in the 80's
pop music a-gogo

/lookin subscriber
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
You're so young!

Hold on..

80 - 76 = 4.
4 + 10 = 14.

Oh.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# you're younger than me?
well fuck a duck, that's a genuine surprise
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# *forms duck rescue society*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# *joins*
*brings condoms*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Why are you so shocked?

What did I ever do so seem so very old?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# i get impressions of people on here
sometimes they are reasonably accurate (captain wow)
sometimes they are wildy off target (afinkawan)
you just seemed to have a few years on me is all
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# I always imagined I came across younger than I am on b3ta.

It's part of the grooming technique.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# maybe i am tragically immature
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# oooohh oooh ooooooh do me! do me!
*wriggles*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# no idea
sorry, but we haven't chatted enough

i'm sure you're lovely though
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# smooth talker
;)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# eeeps
*feels old*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Me too!
well, 6 - 16

/smash hits slaaaag
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Awww Look-In was ace
my auntie Alison was a subscriber and I once won a Only Fools and Horses video from one of their competitions. I can't stand Only Fools and Horses :D
(2-12)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *activates MAFFS!*
80-88=-8
-8+10=2

i was -8 - 2 in the 80s
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Sabrina - Boys?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# actually I was born in '86
but I like 80's music
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# oh great now Im blind
/braile keyboard blog
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Sorry
why am I replying? you can't read it!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Who said that?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# He's looking for some summertime lurve!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Aren't we all though?
Aren't we? Are we not? Well?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Well I know I am
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# My place?
This summer? Is it a date? There'll be tea and Pimms and olives.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# In my book,
that's blasphemy!

Kill the blasphemer!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Pimms and lemonade?
Mmmmmm
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Yes.
Mixed up in a nice jug with bits of fruit and mint and strawberries, with ice.

We'd sit in the garden in the sun, laughing and drinking the Pimms and eating the tasty picnic style food. When we're both tipsy we'd stumble upstairs to the bedroom where we'd have beautiful sun-and-Pimms-soaked sex.
After a couple of hours of that, we'd shower and dress in clean light cotton clothing, and adjourn to the garden again to enjoy the warm evening sun and drink chilled sparkling wines and eat tasty snacks whilst laughing.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# you need slices of cucumber to make a jug of pimms perfect
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Damn.

I was saving the cucumbers for the bedroom.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# buy a dozen
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Oh.
You read the speculation on how many orifices IVV has too?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Cucumber is green watery death
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# but good with pimms
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# ^yes, this!^
or any seasonal lurve!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Boobies!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Indeed ;)
I stopped before the bit where they fall out!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# That makes me want a hot cup of
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# hehehe
I did click that with a small amount of fear :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Pffft!
:)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# hehehehe
is there a flash of teh nip there?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *grunts*
*follows with heavy breaths*
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# yep indeedy
but only a little bit
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# BEAKY BOY.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# this goes eerily well
with the music I am listening to

(message to disney by gus gus)
(, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)