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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

This looks strangely familiar...

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

More poop:

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:30, archived)

There's a gap in Camden now

it's always empty too - who goes to Camden to buy boring shit clothes that you can buy in every other town in the country?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

tourists with no imagination?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

but but but

if they're tourists surely there's a gap wherever they came from?

it's like going to Alton Towers and paying money to ride a bike or something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

Or going to Spain and only going to English pubs

l;ike I did when I went. it was great.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

i think you CAN do that, peversely enough

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

what is the world coming to?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

People who live in Camden and are bored of exciting amazing clothes

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

i live in camden

and most of the stuff on the stalls is tat sold to teenage european tourists for ludicrous sums of money

gap is at least cheap tat

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gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

But at least you know where to go

for Nirvana t-shirts and 'spiritual' throws

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

and bongs and peyote

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gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

and some of the stalls still sell shrooms

if you ask them nicely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

there was a great hippy cafe in the stables market

that used to sell mushroom tea late into the night, we used to go there after clubs, but it's closed down now

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gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

there was a pub over the road from the Stables market

that sold weed and let you smoke in there like an Amsterdam coffeeshop.

It's also closed down now :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

bloody camden's not the same grumble grumble

there's a pub on york way with an open door policy on weed though, at least last time i went

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gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

taht whole bit has gone now, hasn't it

For the tube station rebuild.

(Haven't been for ages)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

My God

I haven't been to Camden in ages. Have they torn down the station?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

no it's still as shite as it ever was

but they're planning to, so i understand. however they said that when i moved to camden ten years ago, so who knows (or indeed cares)

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gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Theyre suppossed to be rebuilding it

Weren't they gonna knock down the Leccy ballroom for it?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

Better not.

I hate the people who control London. They're knocking down the Astoria, they renamed the Palace fucking Kokos.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Nah it's all still there

they've built a new bit behind the Stables which is all posh and stuff

but they've made absolutely no progress on the Tube rebuild

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

that big shiny glass thing looks ridiculous to me

to come over all prince charles briefly, if you'll excuse the tawdry mental image that generates

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gravytrain, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Oooooh

Haven't had mushrooms in AGES.

That'd be nice, with summer on the way. Toddle out to the crunchie for a day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

and sexy slutty goth clothing to make the missus wear against her will

mmm. sexy slutty goth girls.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

like I said

it's always empty - apart from the staff I've never seen anyone go in or come out

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

i lived in camden for years

and i can confirm it's emptyness.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Like that shoe shop across the road from the station.

Or the gay fetish shop just before the bridge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

For a Guy

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

Needs to be more subtle

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

Yes. Like this.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

subtle.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

*hugs*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

the gap marketing meeting........

"ok, reach in to this box jenkins."

"it's a stripey scarf sir"

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OMFG! GAP STRIPEY SCARFS!! YOU MUST HAVE ONE!! EVERYONE'S GOT ONE!! LOOK AT THE SEXY WHITE PEOPLE WEARING THEIR STRIPEY SCARFS!

repeat with any dull clothing item in gap.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)