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# Why shouldn't you wear Ukranian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fall out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# what do you call a russan with 3 balls?
whojanickabolockov
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# What do you call a Russian prostitute?
Onya Bakyabitch
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# If you do it in written form
its better to say "Whoja Nickabolokov"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I thought it was in
Belarus.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# could be...
...I've never been there.

[edit] - no I was right.

www.chernobyl.co.uk/

ner ner ne-ner ner
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# My friend has
it's not very nice there apparantly.
edit: ah, my friend went to belarus, the fall out gets that far i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)
# True
I also know a Ukranian guy who was one of the people who travelled with Gorbachev carrying that briefcase.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# My mom's cousin
was the marine who carried the one for Clinton.

They call it the football.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Why?
Surely it's not very aerodynamic and probably won't take to kindly to being punted 50 yards up a field.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# cos they're American
and everything has to have a sport reference.

The guy with the briefcase is call-signed the quarterback...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)
# They have a habit...
...of using the name 'Football' for things that obviously are not Football.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Is he part
of some sort of refund scheme?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# bitchpapa...
...can speak fluent Ukranian.

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# thats not wat scares me
it all the testing of bombs that were done in the states and russia, and the fall out from those. there was an article in nation geographic about it last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Hm.
I preferred the original punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# chernobyl friends
chernobyl friends
they hang about
when the lights go out
and gently glow
from head to toe
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)