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[challenge entry] Those who know will know, those who don't will RIS

I'll never forget this damned book as long as i live...

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That's exactly what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# OI!
do you mind pissing elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I DO need the loo
But I can't be arsed moving

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Aim for the face!
(looking spiffy WHERE'S THE MONEY, NOREEN?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# that was my first thought too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Evil kids book...
with nasty ending, very strange moral message too...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# my girlfriend
bought my son a book yesterday.
the story is basically,
if you don't tidy your room monsters will come out from under your bed and break all your toys!

shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# but it's TRUE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# could have been worse
could have been the kids legs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha good point.
*writes kids book*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# In this one
the kids get eaten at the end! All thats left is his shoe! Most upsetting
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# On a hippy trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# no wonder she's covering her eyes
she seems to be staring into a projector.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hehe
yes that does hurt. If you ever read this book blindness would be a release...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# 'ning btw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Loved that book
Most traumatising story for me was that of Tom Suck-a-Thumb.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# my daughter hates that book
she can look at my zombies and not flinch but is scared of not now bernard - kids huh!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I don't remember being disturbed by it
Then again I did write a story some years later where a girl gets stabbed though the neck with a screwdriver...
(looking spiffy WHERE'S THE MONEY, NOREEN?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Mills & Boon would love to publish that.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)