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[challenge entry] This is a very complex case Mr Skywalker
There are a couple of loose ends I'd like to tie up.

Nothing important you understand.

From the The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Just
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Heheh.
Whole bunch of Columbo on the box over crisps mass but I was disappointed by one ep about some headcase who kidnapped a pig's wife.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# There was a classic on the other day...
...where Dean Stockwell was bludgeoned to death with a block of ice in a swimming pool.

The ice melted, therefore the murder weapon was never found.

Genius!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# there's a carrot,
two lumps of coal, and a scarf on the grass. nobody put them there.

how did they get there?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Strictly someone did put them there
Though in a slightly different configuration with the lumps of coal having highest Z-order.

Here's another - If your home has 4 North facing walls what colour is your pet bear?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# He's white...
...and he's just about to maul you to death, because he's not so much a pet as a wild vicious animal.

Either that or he will steal your penguin.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# White!
Cause there's only one place where you can have 4 walls facing north, right?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# In fact the answer is...
you don't have a pet bear, as polar bears live in the North Pole. You do in fact have a pet penguin - Fluffy perhaps?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
#
hides head in shame ...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I've seen that one!
Excellent... I loved the one where he caught the guy with a bite on a bit of chewing gum that matched a sandwich or something...
...or the one with George Wendt.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# It was cheese.
He foolishly took a bite at the murder scene, then put it back on the plate unfinished! Tsk.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Couldn't he have got
Ziggy to get him out of there?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I
love this!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# marvelous
young man
the look of concern on lukes face is class
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Anything with the one and only Columbo
gets the biggest WOO YAY HOUPLA! Ever from me!!! Lovely lovely lovely.
how long did it just take me to sign in!!! Can I change my name back yet please??
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)