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# After a tedious bus journey to the arse end of Bristol
*ahem*

Gold Hoop Earings
Gold Hoop Earings
Cheap & Nasty,
They Leave me fearing.
That Teenage girl t' Length & Breadth of the land.
With little style can't hope to understand.
The ugliness and arse of
gold hoop earings...



Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# ha!
it's not just in Southampton then? did you see any of them wearing hyooj gold clown necklaces?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Heh
The working classes are funny. But I wouldn't want to live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Yes well...
Come the revolution mate...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Dartford, Chatham...
Merton, Micham, Morden......

to name a few other places
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Burgess Hill,
famous throughout Sussex for the gold clowns.
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Essex
says it all really

though my home town's just as bad...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# drove through there this morning
could bearly move for gold hoopiness
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Where were you driving to?
And bad luck. At least you didn't have to stop.
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Not so lucky...
East Grinstead. Ah, Sussex... filled with cosmopolitan charms.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I'm buying me a new car from East Grinstead on Saturday
(me ma and pa live in Ardingly).
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# it's a lovely place
the only one I know where the opening of a Wetherspoons is actually thought to be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# *Thinks about pubs in East Grinstead*
Yes, actually it might be a good thing.
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# heh
chatham! I used to live in Ashford. it was pikie central
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# hehehe
I used to live in Swanley

now that is Pikie central FACT :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Swanley
in Kent? The Garden of England?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Garden ?
lived in kent for the past 33 years, never once seen it as a garden, compost heap possibly
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I live in the Medway Towns
and Gold Hoop Earings are a de-facto standard for teenage girls.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I read once that
cha'ahm gurlz are the new essex girls
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# You even got the spelling right ... well done
Yes indeed, a girl in Chatham wearing knickers is obviously a Tourist.

Class Ladies !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# me sistah lives in
Woooooooooooooooldahslade boi

hence my perfected accent
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Ooopps !
Obviously the comment above does not relate to your sister.

Crawls away to hide back in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# worringly accurate actually
you can crawl back out now
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# You're not wrong there...
I live in Maidstone and that is getting fairly bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I spent some time living in Eccles
What with Chatham and Maidstone so close it felt just like back home in Basildon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# oh dear god....
take a trip to kingston mate.

Ban gold I say!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# *applause*

very good
but you forgot the kappa tops and taut pony-tail faces
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# I'm working on a follow up
To include Kappa, those lovely signet/sovereign rings and other beautifully crafted exclusive jewellery from Argos
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# *ahem*
Gold onion rings
Gold onion rings
Never make me want to dance or sing
Around around a circus ring
That's because they look so ming.

(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Wasn't sure one time but..
I recon these hoopy earrings i saw could have doubled as a necklace or something like that, at least 6 inches diameter.

They didnt actually hang off this scallie birds ears rather than rest on her shoulders.

Ahh the Paulsgrove, (portsmouth) massive (earrings!)
(I helped save b3ta! Radebe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)