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# hooray for the balloon folk!
poor alan though. i would.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I don't think you could
he seems to be lacking, erm, man parts
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# you still here?
& spacefish is a guy btw...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# a lot of people
seem to think i'm gay...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# must be the nail varnish
;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# i'm sure it's because of my dog
last friday i was walking the dog and someone shouted out "look, they're giving out guide dogs for the gay, now!" gay dog...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# maybe that would help
if dogs had good "gaydars" :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# you know
I may have just thought of an image to go with that...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# well
you did say you would with someone named alan. it was an honest mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# I'm not sleepy...
it seems to be lacking non-gender-specific-genitalia then
better?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# gotta mouth ain't he?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I've
just given much more thought than is healthy about how to have relations with a balloon person.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
#
*insert joke involving "one little prick" and "bang" here*
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# it's more than just sex with me and alan
it's something more spiritual. plus you can rub him on your jumper and stick him to the ceiling- what more can one ask for in a partner?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# actually
you have a point there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Do not question
Alan's virility.

Or anatomy (just cos I don't have all the answers).
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)