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# Drawing lessons (for men) - a free service
I'm too good for this world.



(I will link it, if you or others members of your church find it too erotic.)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *Draws*
*Spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Hooray for
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Pfft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Haha
a 'male chauvinist pig' nipple.

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)
# i bow down to your exceptional knowledge of the female body
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# WOW!
That's an amazing tutorial. And so succinct. Here I am 5 minutes after studying your work turning out rather fetching paintings of semi-naked ladies.
Thank you and can I subscribe to your newsletter?


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# thats chuffing ace
maybe i ought to have spent those extra 4 minutes doing the tutorial too
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# You learn quick,
young Padawan.

You even preemptively applied to 'never draw armpit hair-rule'! That's lesson 27! I'm impressed.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# That is fucking beautiful.
Seriously.

Absolute wowzers there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# you have no idea
how horny you just made me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I have that effect on most people.
*poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *photos*
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *chucks beans*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *adds a dash of tobasco, some bacon, and toats*
Mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *grabs*
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Why do I find irony in the fact you've made off
with someone else's effort? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Funniest reply this year!
Maybe even ever, at all!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# 'gets out paintbrushes'
"Now, if you can just hold that pose whilst I leer for 30 hours..."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Am I allowed to snooze?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# A couple on nice wowzers actually:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# lost me at the nipple
actualy, I'm still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# very good
but I would have thought men like Kyle Minogue would also have 2 nipples. Ha.
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ~
hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Praise the lack of gods!
My first FP!!!

Ever!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Great,but one question..
Who's Kyle Minogue?
(Lil' Alan, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Well,
that would be Kylie's 5-nippled brother. He lacks one leg and eats mostly chicken. He's almost impossible to draw.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Should I be
turned on by that?
(WonkoTheSane, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)