b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7138962 (Thread)

# Nice one
I like you... *smooch*
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah
I have that effect on poeple.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:39, archived)
# But it's the PEOPLE we want to know about!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:40, archived)
# They can't resist my musk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:44, archived)
# :D
Tonight we are having red wine braised lamb shanks with garlic and rosemary, baked potatoes and a brocolli gratin. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Thai Green Curry with King Prawns
and boiled Rice

with a classy Pecan Pie for afters!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:46, archived)
# KING PRAWNS FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:47, archived)
# face the why ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Fuck Tha' Wolice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Fornicate Taliban Women
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:51, archived)
# INFIDEL
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)
# *burns Embassy*




*bums Embassy*


*nurses burnt nads*
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Blame the PRAWNS!
they did it!


As did I, afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:53, archived)
# those bloody prawns.
They're a bad influence on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:53, archived)
# BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

*best of all the ocean foods*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# We're your friends.
*reaches out and whispers*

join us....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Are you trying to seduce me?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Pie, beans and roast potatos :)


with a splendid year of buckfast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Sod the food...
pass me the buckfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Outdoor reared Ultimate Pork sausages
with mash and peas, with some onions. maybe some Ahhh! Bisto.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:50, archived)
# A big fat line of coke
And a gerbil.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:50, archived)
# wanna trade ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I get to keep the gerbil right?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# after its passed through my system
why not ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)
# roast chicken
I think.

I can smell it up here from downstairs, though.

If that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:51, archived)
# It does help. It helps me feel at least 67% more sure of what you're having for dindins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Probably something to do with
chicken, veggies, cous cous, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# what, no smooches back?
Don't make me resent you and put dead squirrels in your underwear drawer!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:41, archived)
# 1) I don't wear underwear
2) I use squirrels instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Then if you give me smooches
I'll do it for you as a present!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:46, archived)
# How do you know I'm that sort of girl?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:49, archived)
# You're a girl?
Ewww, sorry, my mistake... ew ew ew.


Fuck off!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:51, archived)
# He can't help being a girl, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Brilliant line
Well done, good sir!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:56, archived)
# HAhahahaha
OK 6' 4 " roadie then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:56, archived)
# So the smooches back on then?
Hoo-ah soldier!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 19:57, archived)
# lol OK
*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm writing this down in my book of life achievements.
So far I have 'Got an ingrowing toenail, looked at the sun,' and now 'smooched by Riverghost.'

Victory! My list is coming along well.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaahaha
Well at least two were great achievements.

You're not going to end up being one of those weird stalkers that all of a sudden want to do the things you want to do?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# you have a problem with smoochesing girls?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:04, archived)
# They have cooties!
Fact.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh, Cooties.
This is worse than cooties...

*hoists bucket of whale cum*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Don't forget
The girl germs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)