welcome to b3ta, leave your life at the door
pull up a chair and shop a kitten.
Oh, and it's your turn to make the tea.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 1 May 2007, 16:45,
archived)
Oooh, yes please
Milk, no sugar please. One digestive.
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 1 May 2007, 16:47,
archived)
Oi!
Kicking the Cap'n is forbidden.
*whips*
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Tue 1 May 2007, 16:50,
archived)
oooooh yeah
now slap me and call me betty
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Tue 1 May 2007, 16:54,
archived)
*emerges clad in tight leather gimp suit carrying a thick wooden paddle*
WHERE IS BETTY?
*looks around for someone to slap*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Tue 1 May 2007, 16:58,
archived)
*waves*
be rough, its not my first time
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Tue 1 May 2007, 17:02,
archived)
in response to the text thing from down the board
now i feel bad. sorry for having a go.
do you still have the same mobile number?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Tue 1 May 2007, 16:57,
archived)
Yay!
Blonde & two legs for me please!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 1 May 2007, 16:57,
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