Human: would you like a pearl necklace?
G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun to me.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27,
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G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun to me.
women!
pah.
*edit*
Human: do you like black mambas
G. Bot: Black is beautiful
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28,
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*edit*
Human: do you like black mambas
G. Bot: Black is beautiful
hmm...
Human: I'm depressed, cheer me up
G. Bot: Are you taking any medication?
Knows her customers, attagirl.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29,
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G. Bot: Are you taking any medication?
Knows her customers, attagirl.
?
Human: Can I make sweet love to you
G. Bot: Only if you are hung like Bovine, I want him in me!
What the F... I think it's broken
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:32,
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G. Bot: Only if you are hung like Bovine, I want him in me!
What the F... I think it's broken
They all want me,
can you blame them.
See.
Human: What is bovine?
G. Bot: Is there only one?
Human: There is only one bovine.
G. Bot: There sure is.
Human: Thank you.
G. Bot: you are quite welcome.
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See.
Human: What is bovine?
G. Bot: Is there only one?
Human: There is only one bovine.
G. Bot: There sure is.
Human: Thank you.
G. Bot: you are quite welcome.
.
Human: Do you mind if I have a wank?
G. Bot: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
EDIT:
Human: Can you help me wank please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system
EDIT:
Human: oh yes, that's good
G. Bot: It goes without saying. It's all good. Thanks. Next question?
EDIT:
Human: I'm cumming!
G. Bot: It's good to meet someone who is cumming.
This is just too much!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28,
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G. Bot: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
EDIT:
Human: Can you help me wank please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system
EDIT:
Human: oh yes, that's good
G. Bot: It goes without saying. It's all good. Thanks. Next question?
EDIT:
Human: I'm cumming!
G. Bot: It's good to meet someone who is cumming.
This is just too much!
dirty
Human: do you enjoy anal fisting?
G. Bot: I enjoy working with people. I like.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31,
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G. Bot: I enjoy working with people. I like.
ruin my joke willya?
Human: can you smell onions?
G. Bot: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36,
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G. Bot: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.