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# endlessly amsuing
Human: do you like b3ta?
G. Bot: I like pets. I like.

Human: do you like AlStorer
G. Bot: I really like ELIZA. I really like the party.

Human: do you like koit?
G. Bot: Though I like cats and dogs. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

ps AAAAAHHHHH!
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# yes
I can't stop laughing at these long streams of quotes from G.Bot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# yes
if only every post on the board could be produced by a machine...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i'm laughing out loud
and i work in quite a serious office.

i'm in tears!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Handbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# one more
Human: do you want the b3tans to stop asking you questions

G.bot: Yes, can you all just fuck off and pester something else - besides, all these questions get answered by a group of Indonesian sweatshop workers who get paid bugger all (send help - we are all starving)
(trimprop, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# aaargh.
Human: Do I make you moist?
G. Bot: Who are you, Austin Powers?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# .
Human: how wide is the atlantic ocean?
G. Bot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)