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# Bender!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# bender = queer = beer?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# uri gellar/hellen keller/nelson mandela = stella (artois)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# ah i see
/doesn't know anyone who drinks stella
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# it's fizzy piss
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Correction:
fizzy tramp piss
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I carbonated my piss
and it was a lot better than stella.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I want to see this^ in next weeks newsletter
Carbonating piss
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/mailus
or something
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# the Carbonated Piss and Stella Artois taste test
Can you tell the difference?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# this are alcopops!
if only the rest of it was as funny
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Yes, also Spoon=Dbroon
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# and
wildyles = cunt

You have to pronounce it a certain way though.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *runs off crying*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I think we all should adopt cockeny rhyming slang usernames for the duration
hmmm
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# shit idea
miffin shaver
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ooh nice
mr tea-spoon
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I like yours better
lol!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i like the way he says soft...its almost "thoft"
"you can feel the spoon is going, it wants to move, it is getting very thoft"
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# '...i'm bending with the power of my mind, no, sorry, with the power of my fingers'
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# and a hacksaw blade
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Did anyone see when he got caught out on Noels House party
He was being gotcha'd so there was hidden cameras catching him bending spoons under the table.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# yup
fraid to admit to watching house party, but i did
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
If only they'd gotcha'd him when he was round Jacko's house for a teaparty.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# plenty of spooning going on there
I would suppose
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# off their tits on spooning I'd wager
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:27, archived)