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[challenge entry] Pint of Uri Geller please

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(Sharmster, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Bender!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# bender = queer = beer?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# uri gellar/hellen keller/nelson mandela = stella (artois)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# ah i see
/doesn't know anyone who drinks stella
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# it's fizzy piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Correction:
fizzy tramp piss
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I carbonated my piss
and it was a lot better than stella.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I want to see this^ in next weeks newsletter
Carbonating piss
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/mailus
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# the Carbonated Piss and Stella Artois taste test
Can you tell the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# this are alcopops!
if only the rest of it was as funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Yes, also Spoon=Dbroon
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# and
wildyles = cunt

You have to pronounce it a certain way though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I think we all should adopt cockeny rhyming slang usernames for the duration
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# shit idea
miffin shaver
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ooh nice
mr tea-spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I like yours better
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i like the way he says soft...its almost "thoft"
"you can feel the spoon is going, it wants to move, it is getting very thoft"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# '...i'm bending with the power of my mind, no, sorry, with the power of my fingers'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# and a hacksaw blade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Did anyone see when he got caught out on Noels House party
He was being gotcha'd so there was hidden cameras catching him bending spoons under the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# yup
fraid to admit to watching house party, but i did
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
If only they'd gotcha'd him when he was round Jacko's house for a teaparty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# plenty of spooning going on there
I would suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# off their tits on spooning I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Last time
a barman served me a pint with a head like that I shot him in the face.

There's too much foam on top also.
(Prince of Prance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)